|Posted by Benny Fry on November 24, 2012 at 10:25 PM|
And he said it just like that!.....Hash tags and all!.....little known fact....God, in his infinite wisdom, used a humble service station operator to create what we now know as NASCAR. He organized a group of Southern "good ole' boy" bootleggers to race those hopped up cars of theirs, so we could have
something to amuse ourselves while we drink beer.
And the racin' was good!
We soon discovered the portability of fried chicken and how well it fit in with racin' & beer! The rest
of the country started noticing what we were doin' and they enjoyed laughing at us
& calling us red necks. So you see it was workin' out real good for the entire country!
Along there somewhere GOD created Bruton Smith. He and some of his friends started building some race tracks and holding NASCAR Races. Mr. Smith had a bit of talent for causing a stir around NASCAR Racin'.
The racin got better 'n better. All races started at NOON (EST), by the way. It was,
after all GOD's original plan! One day someone called NASCAR a "sport"...That's when it all started.
Yankees started noticeing. Folks out west disagreed & repeated the red neck claim & demanded NASCAR ain't no sport! Meanwhile Mr. Smith saw how much the rest of the country enjoyed makin
fun of us, but realized he wasn't makin any money off that. He figured out he could hire people to light
up his race tracks like he did his 10,000 car lots at nite! The networks wanted to show nite racin instead of "Dynasty" & "Who Shot JR". First thing you know instead of NASCAR just sellin us Tide, Kellogg's &
Budweiser, they was sellin' ...Butt Paste, Vegas Casinos & Viagra. Because Mr. Smith knows what's best for all of us, he made Yankees and our neighbors out west have NASCAR Races, anyway.
Turns out there's a little red neck in all of us. Once you feel the ground shake under ur feet & smell
that burned rocket fuel ... ur hooked! Of course thrown' in red hot babes like Jen Jo Cobb & Danicaaahhh! along with some cold Buds & a couple of Viagras don't hurt, either!
In the mean time with NASCAR Racin starting at all hours of the nite & 4:pm (EST) (Thought that is what Truck Racin' & Nationwide Series was for?)
So you see my predicament, what am I supposed to do with my butt load of beer
& chicken wings & ribs at Noon (EST) on Sundays?
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